Happy StayPatrick’s Day!
Happy StayPatrick’s Day! Not familiar with this highly underrated holiday? Well, let me tell you why. StayPatrick’s Day only happens every 50 years, when the moon is right and St. Patrick’s Day falls on Spring Break. The phenomenon was first discovered a long time ago when nomads would fall under a spell of depression during a long winter’s stint. When the moon was just perfect in March, St. Patrick’s Day would shower the nomads with the gift of warm weather. As time when on, modern families would option to ‘stay’ home on Spring Break when St. Patrick’s Day fell on Spring Break week – that way they wouldn’t miss the festivities. And that’s how StayPatrick’s Day was born.
And today, we’re happy to announce the moon is right and 70 degree weather is in the forecast, which means it’s time to celebrate. How do you celebrate you ask? Here’s EYB’s receipe for the perfect StayPatrick’s Day celebration:
All Chairs Must be Covered in Beach Towels
Greenacoladas Are Served Cold All Day Long
Tacky Beach Decorations Are a MUST
Hats Must be Worn in Order to Avoid Sunburn
Satellite Radio Must be Tuned to ‘Margaritaville’
Green Beachwear Must be Worn
You Must Have Some Fun
Last Rule, you MUST pull a prank on your boss if she’s leaving for Florida on StayPatrick’s Day!
OK, so you’re probably wondering…what’s in it for you? Well, don’t worry we’re sharing the love. At lunch we’re grilling cheeseburgers in paradise outside EYB and offering ALL green overstock inventory items for 50% off original prices! All other inventoried items are marked off up to 45% off!
So, come celebrate, grab a burger and get some good deals!
ALL GREEN INVENTORY 50% OFF TODAY!